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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Next, they tried...

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Were Dalits prohibited from drinking water from wells in ancient times? Is there any evidence to support this claim?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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They put up a sign reading

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

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Loons and Moons

Then came..

No go.

What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

What role did China play in the signing of the "Beijing Declaration" between Fatah and Hamas? What other information is worth noting for talks among Palestinian factions in Beijing?

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